HEY! WHAT DAY IS IT? YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS! IT’S HUMP DAY!!
Hey..this is Khaleesi! Today I will be telling you about my love affair with a fella named Angus Blue. He is an energetic black lab that I met at the dog park. At first, I was unsure of his motives. All he wanted to do was hump! Pretty soon Wednesday through Sunday was hump day. He would get me from the side, the front, the back, it didn’t matter who was watching either. I used to think he was being forward, but now I know why he does it. https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/dog-care/common-dog-behavior-issues/mounting-and-masturbation
Now, he is my boyfriend and he slobbers all over me if it’s hot outside. Most people would think that he is a perv, but at least he is kind enough to give me a courtesy lick!
Please come to visit me. My place of employment (Lanthier Winery) is pet friendly and supports the Madison-Jefferson County Humane Society
I love making new friends but there is a strict no indoor humping policy. I promise to share my milk bones and squeak my pig when you visit.
Top dog toys 2019 https://www.caninejournal.com/best-dog-toys/
Here is a little video example of my favorite toy too: